{"id":936,"date":"2018-01-21T00:01:15","date_gmt":"2018-01-21T05:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=936"},"modified":"2017-12-31T21:13:28","modified_gmt":"2018-01-01T02:13:28","slug":"day-143-canaries-in-the-skeleton-mines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/01\/day-143-canaries-in-the-skeleton-mines\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 143: Canaries in the skeleton mines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 143:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m finding that it&#8217;s just as hard for zombies and skeletons to wade through a mess of duckens as it is for me. But the duckens like me.<\/p>\n<p>So I have a second reason to fill all my mines with duckens: they trip the monsters. Well, except for the giraffe-corgies, which just blow up and take the duckens with them. But at least I can hear them coming.<\/p>\n<p>If any of these creatures had verbal languages, I&#8217;m pretty sure I could&#8217;ve picked out the curse words by now just by having so many birds around.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1096\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1096\" style=\"width: 2731px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Paper.One-Among-The-Dead.143.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1096\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Paper.One-Among-The-Dead.143.png?resize=525%2C394&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Line sketch of a zombie with its hands on its hips standing in the middle of six duckens as if wondering how it got into this mess.\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Paper.One-Among-The-Dead.143.png?w=2731&amp;ssl=1 2731w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Paper.One-Among-The-Dead.143.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Paper.One-Among-The-Dead.143.png?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Paper.One-Among-The-Dead.143.png?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Paper.One-Among-The-Dead.143.png?w=1575&amp;ssl=1 1575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1096\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Me too, skeleton. Me too.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 143: I&#8217;m finding that it&#8217;s just as hard for zombies and skeletons to wade through a mess of duckens as it is for me. But the duckens like me. So I have a second reason to fill all my mines with duckens: they trip the monsters. 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