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Day 147:<\/p>\n

I fought one of the land horror squid today. It beat me with a block of stone because apparently “hit people with things” is within its comprehension but “build tools to hit things” is not.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, I am not just a tool user but a tool builder, and I hit it with a sword. My sword proved to be the more effective weapon and I won out.<\/p>\n

It dropped a blue-green object at my feet that resembled a pearl, if pearls could be the size of basketballs. Opalescent, maybe? That’s a word, right? It was opalescent, doesn’t show me my reflection, seems deep. Might be valuable to one of those museum types who think such things are valuable based on a formula of color x size x difficulty to fetch.<\/p>\n

But damn, man, these things take a lot of room to store. I hope it’s worth a decent amount.<\/p>\n

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Day 147: I fought one of the land horror squid today. It beat me with a block of stone because apparently “hit people with things” is within its comprehension but “build tools to hit things” is not. Fortunately, I am not just a tool user but a tool builder, and I hit it with a … <\/p>\n

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