{"id":968,"date":"2018-02-05T00:01:20","date_gmt":"2018-02-05T05:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirabug.com\/?p=968"},"modified":"2018-01-21T19:46:50","modified_gmt":"2018-01-22T00:46:50","slug":"day-158-caves-in-caves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/02\/day-158-caves-in-caves\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 158: Caves in caves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 157:<\/p>\n<p>Some days I could swear this entire planet was hollow. Except for its exploding monster center.<\/p>\n<p>I seem to have come across a race of people dressed in purple who throw things at me. Nasty, high-pitched voice. I&#8217;ve written about them before, but they were always far in the distance where I couldn&#8217;t see them. Now they&#8217;re up close and personal, deep in the cave I&#8217;m working in.<\/p>\n<p>And did I mention the throwing? Thin glass bottles, like the ones I&#8217;ve pulled from the river, only filled with hideous green liquid that makes my arms and legs go numb wherever it touches. Battle is difficult and I feel nauseous and weak. They seem to be out to kill me (what isn&#8217;t?) so despite a few attempts to communicate with them I&#8217;ve given up on peace and I don&#8217;t hesitate to swing first if I come across them unexpectedly.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve found a lot more gold ore, and after some very painstaking nights have created a relatively reliable pocket watch. It&#8217;s big, but then, my pockets are whatever size I want to make them, so I can make it fit. I&#8217;m not using it for to-the-minute timing, more like &#8220;is it getting close to nighttime?&#8221; timing, so it&#8217;s perfectly adequate even if I do have to constantly wind it and it&#8217;s affected by the changes in temperature between the caves and the upper world pretty badly.<\/p>\n<p>I thought maybe the assholes in purple were after the gold, but they don&#8217;t seem to be mining.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe they&#8217;re the lost people whose stuff I&#8217;ve been pulling out of the river? If they were wearing the same shoes I&#8217;d believe so, but I&#8217;ve got enough experience with the boots from the river to recognize the assholes in purple are not wearing the same style.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, lots of mysteries today, no answers.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/8586063A-592F-42FA-B4DD-5FAADA4C5A31.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1169\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/8586063A-592F-42FA-B4DD-5FAADA4C5A31.jpeg?resize=525%2C700&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Line drawing of a bald dude wearing what looks like a witch\u2019s hat. 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Nasty, high-pitched voice. I&#8217;ve written about them before, but they were always far in the distance where I couldn&#8217;t &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/2018\/02\/day-158-caves-in-caves\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Day 158: Caves in caves&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-one-among-the-dead"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdUhYo-fC","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=968"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1174,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions\/1174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirabug.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}