Day 673:
Today I learned that while surrounding lava with glass will keep it contained, it can still set a wooden road on fire.
I also learned that if a local merchant and two llamas are nearby, they will stand around and watch the road burn.
Neither of these things please me, but at least I know where I stand with the locals. (A few feet away, also watching the road burn, in this case.)
So I’m going to spend tomorrow rebuilding the hopefully not-on-fire road in the hopefully-not-on-fire woods, only this time, with brick.
Nursery rhymes have to pay off sometime, and we’re going three little pigs on this one.