Day 206: spit

Day 206:

Lava pools spit.

This is important to know, because humans are not made of glass and will burn up in the lava.

  • Fortunately, my armor is quite thick.
  • Unfortunately, it now has a hole three quarters of the way through it thanks to a flaming pyrotechnic rock.
  • Fortunately, I have enough iron to make an anvil to fix my armor.
  • Unfortunately, that’s a lot of work.
  • Fortunately I have a river of lava here to do the heating and reheating of the metal.
  • Unfortunately, the lava spits.

This planet shouldn’t be named Serendipity. It should be named Circular Argument.