Day 264:
I fell off an edge and hit my head on the floor below. Then a giraffe-corgi walked up and exploded.
I don’t know how I lived, and I don’t want to know to be honest. I probably should’ve died. But here I am. I can only hope it’s the helmet that saved me.
So I’m staying at home and sleeping off the worst headache of my life (since the last one) and hoping that if I do have something like a fractured skull I’m able to sleep it off.