Day 241:
I decided the best way to get the pig was to build a bridge to the chunk of ground where I last saw the pig.
The only problem with that plan was that by the time I finished building the bridge, it was dark, and that meant I was chased all the way home by the zombie horde.
They smell awful, you know. In my spare time I’m going to develop zombie deodorant that can be applied long-distance.