Day 614: kablooey

Day 614:

I’m getting more and more crowds of exploding giraffe-corgis when I’m outdoors and I have to say I’m not a fan.

But I’m also not willing to just give up my ability to go outside to them.

The problem appears to be the high grass — which is good for the animals, and was good for my safety when I was trying to hide per The Company’s orders. But hey, it’s been over 600 days now, I’ve proven there’s other life on this planet that could have built the buildings I now inhabit… I think it’s safe to mow the lawn.

Or at least, it would be if the lawn was already mowed. It will be safer once the lawn is mowed? That’s what I’m going for here.