Day 750:
I thought I’d seen everything, what with the exploding giraffe-corgis, the zombies, the skeletons, the giant murderous land squid, the pony-sized spiders…
I went out into the ranch pen today and found, at the bottom of the pond, four pig-man things.
They looked like something out of a bad science fiction B movie. Big pink noses, pink floppy ears, hooves for hands…
… and if that wasn’t bad enough, they were also zombies, so “breathing the water” wasn’t a problem they were having in the pond.
Zombie pig monsters.
I guess in a sense they were peaceful. Unlike most things here they didn’t attack me as soon as they saw me. I didn’t take any chances and dispatched them anyway.
Zombie pig monsters. Just what I ducking need.